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Officer Demotivational Poster


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


OFFICER JENNY - Wtf? She's real!


TAGS: officer jenny hot cop sexy pokemon pikachu
Rating: 3/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 12:16 am
Uh... yeah, she is real.


HAS SHE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING? -




EXCUSES -




Betwen 5 & 6 -




CAVALRY OFFICERS - How Homoeroticism and Warfare first met




WHEN YOU SAID - 'BLOW ME' This ain't quite what I had in mind officer.




WITNESS -


TAGS: i saw the whole thing officer cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

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440wakeup - July 29, 2010, 12:29 am
Been zere done zat, you drive your hoopty up the gated pathway drug debt, frat fight, woteva. You get a newer model of same car not realising they made it wider try the same crazy crap and uuuhhh!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 12:11 am
LOL! Better break out the casting couch on this one!


Writing you a citation -


TAGS: police officer writing ticket citation
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 4:36 pm
Glad you like. Decided to take the punny road in this one. Couldn't resist.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:21 pm

another 5Loooove from me! I would have totally said this!~


Pull over -


TAGS: police officer sarcasm never appreciated
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:53 am
The real question here is who got to the parking spot first?


fixing the economy -




REBELLION -




ATTENTION -


TAGS: police officers racial profiling aryan nations
Rating: 3.43/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 3:24 am
Especially if they're an officer, "upholding the law."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 3:23 am
Thanks, I appreciate it. I'm not profiling all who are blonde and blue-eyed, but if a person already has all the earmarks of such, it behooves them not to shave their head or get a crew cut. :-D
EmilioDumphque - March 26, 2014, 9:05 pm
My vote might help a bit. I think (from experience) that you just may be onto something here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2014, 12:10 pm
Jeez, with these ratings one wonders who I struck a nerve with; know what I'm saying? Lol!


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